Inefficient hiding.

Source: Al Jazeera
 Spotting Labour rival Ed Balls in a nearby play-park, George hides and spies on his opponent. He notices Ed has a far nicer toy car than he does, and become jealous.

Lost your head.

George Osborne
Source: The Guardian
Terrified, George awakes to a world where people's heads end just above their eyebrows. He is particularly upset by this development as he got a snazzy new haircut yesterday and wanted to show it off.


Source: The Sun
George is caught out when he leaves the house without a tie. He is captured and publicly flogged upon the bottom. Still, boys will be boys.

George the Giant

George Osborne
Source: The Sun
Faced with economic criticisms, George hits upon a brilliant plan to gain the exchequer some cash. Taking advantage of his giant size, George terrifies local townsfolk into paying expensive tributes. Despite promising not to, George proceeds to eat their sheep.

Unkempt Grump

Britain's Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne (Reuters)
Source: 3 News
George's alarm clock fails to wake him nice and early. Rising late, he hasn't the time to shave before work, nor does he manage to perform the rigorous callisthenics required to keep his face tight and muscular. 

Shocked Hair

Source: Bloomberg
Enjoying a nice lunch in the park and feeding some sparrows, George turns around to feed an errant bird. An out-of-focus woman freezes George to his core, and a roguish curl attempts to flee his head.


George Osborne
Source: The Guardian
Donning a freshly-baked tie and checking his appearance in the mirror, George is shocked to discover his face has moved several inches too the left. He hopes this won't ruin his soup.