George notices an unusual growth, taking the form of two people, emerging from the back of his head. His doctor tells him it is treatable, and gives him a lolly for being such a good patient.
George goes out for a lovely day at the park. However, his enjoyment is marred when a starling makes an unkind remark about his tie. The bird goes away, but George spends the rest of the day in fear.
George is quick to defend the honour of a lady. Tragically, it turns out the lady is Ed Miliband, and George's political reputation is left in shreds when he assaults the Prime Minister in defence of his political rivals.
George is suddenly shocked when the cleaning lady turns on a lamp. He likes to sit in the dark and contemplate where it all went wrong. He blames Sophocles.
George is congratulated by his parliamentary friends after coming fourth in a game of Monopoly. He does not know they went easy on him. George wishes he had invested more in utilities and railroads.
George wears a waistcoat on top of his suit jacket. The ghosts of a thousand Etonians haunt him all day, and ruin his supper.
George is shocked to discover that technology makes his car move. He always thought teams of slaves lived underneath, carrying his car to exciting destinations. George is upset there is no magic left in the world.
