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Chancellor George Osborne is facing pressure to make an emergency VAT cut
Source: Belfast Telegraph
George is paid a compliment by a passing motorist. He swells with pride. Later, he realises the 'compliment' was actually an insult, but it's too late to do anything about it.

Creep

Source: The Source
Ok, I don't have a strange sub-story thing for this. Everything I could think of was too creepy. 
Source: Press and Journal
George needs a haircut, but when he went to get one, there was a queue. Instead of waiting, he bought some cakes and spent all his money. He wishes people were sheered like sheep.
Source: The Telegraph
George spent all night working on his presentation, so when no-one turns up to the meeting, he goes ahead an gives it anyway. Half way through, a cleaner comes in to empty the bins, and George feels silly.

ol' squidgy-face

Source: The Telegraph
George has a pleasant daydream about socks. He dreams all his socks were neatly sorted into pairs in a big pile. Then he remembers they aren't, and has to do it himself. 

Happy Time

George Osborne (pic: Reuters)
Source: The Mirror
George has a few minutes to spare before work, and decided to amuse himself. However, he is rudely interrupted by a photographer who takes his picture at an inopportune moment.

Sad Little Bear

SM SM George Osbourne 450 (Pic:PAWire)
Source: The Mirror
Things just go from bad to worse for George. Fresh back from an upsetting day at work, George discovers there's no Santa. Or God.