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George Osborne and Ed Balls
Source: The Guardian
George recognises Ed and waves, but doesn't remember who he is. Then he realises and has to pretend not to have seen him, even though he's already made it clear he has. George never realised politics was such a messy business.
Chancellor George Osborne is facing pressure to make an emergency VAT cut
Source: Belfast Telegraph
George is paid a compliment by a passing motorist. He swells with pride. Later, he realises the 'compliment' was actually an insult, but it's too late to do anything about it.

Creep

Source: The Source
Ok, I don't have a strange sub-story thing for this. Everything I could think of was too creepy. 
Source: Press and Journal
George needs a haircut, but when he went to get one, there was a queue. Instead of waiting, he bought some cakes and spent all his money. He wishes people were sheered like sheep.
Source: The Telegraph
George spent all night working on his presentation, so when no-one turns up to the meeting, he goes ahead an gives it anyway. Half way through, a cleaner comes in to empty the bins, and George feels silly.

ol' squidgy-face

Source: The Telegraph
George has a pleasant daydream about socks. He dreams all his socks were neatly sorted into pairs in a big pile. Then he remembers they aren't, and has to do it himself. 

Happy Time

George Osborne (pic: Reuters)
Source: The Mirror
George has a few minutes to spare before work, and decided to amuse himself. However, he is rudely interrupted by a photographer who takes his picture at an inopportune moment.