The Very Hungry MP

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Returning to the Parliament playrooms after a sojourn to the dining room for some milk and cookies, George is shocked into rage when he discovers David has been playing with his favourite toys.

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George highlights his ability to find Manchester in front of amazed onlookers. Sadly wiping a tear from his eye, he imagined how proud his old geography teacher would be of him. That is, if he hadn't been savaged by a Leftist giraffe.

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Watching his talent show on TV, George proceeds to give his approval to his favourite act. Unfortunately for George, it turns out to be a documentary he's watching, and he's just given his seal of approval to Genghis Khan.

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Half way through his speech, George realises a giant red cross is slowly stroking the back of his head. At first, he'd taken the cross to be part of an out-of-focus Union Jack, but now he realises that it's actually a hidden, overly touchy Communist. George dislikes the Red Menace.

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George enjoys impressing people with his surfing skills. Much later in life, he watches a documentary on surfing, and realises it's actually meant to take place on a board, in the water. George thought it was all about the hand movements. He feels foolish, and his shame makes him blush.

When life gives you lemons

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George is happy. He's managed to comb his hair just the way he likes it, his tie is relatively neat, and he's got a lemon curd sandwich for lunch. Life is good.

Apparition.

Source: The Guardian

George is sure he can see something moving, but no-one else seems to be able to see it. George knows they aren't real, but he is still worried it could be a g-g-g-ghost.